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[insincerely]

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[insincerely]

[he throws up his hands in a pacifying gesture.]

Oh, things.

[feminitis]

[she grabs for his shirt in an attempt to shake some answers out of him]

[insincerely]

[he swiftly jumps back

and then throws the ball in his hand at her.]

[feminitis]

[she catches it barehanded because her reflexes are actually on point]

Answer me!!

[insincerely]

[he lifts up the bat. pitch the ball, sei.]

... Well, for one, you only let the doctor check you back in Whole Ass. [he makes a bit of a face recalling hannibal. anyway.] And I'll admit my Japanese history isn't really up to par [sometimes you leave the country when you're eight] but I don't remember "feminitis" being a formal condition in the Bakumatsu period?

[one of those things you first just chalk up to being from alternate worlds, but.]

So I'm guessing that's bullshit, huh.

[feminitis]

Yeah, that was a mistake. [vore... anyway, even when she's annoyed, she's incapable of wasting time, and they came out here for a reason. so! she tosses the ball at him, since he's got a bat.

as for the rest - ]

Yes and no? It's not what was happening to me. But there have been some cases, from what Matsumoto-sensei said, of the things he was claiming were happening to me. They were really, really rare, though.

[the manga has a passing mention of one of the troop captains looking up medical journals and finding references to it but i imagine the actual condition was lost in translation.]

[insincerely]

[he swings it! baseball is not exactly his thing but he is a swordsman, and jan is not going to research the correlation between skill with a bat and skill with a sword but i'm saying he hits the ball.]

Well, convenient for you. [...] Guess you have to be a guy to be part of the Shinsengumi, huh?

[feminitis]

[




the ball hits her smack in the face because i rolled a fUCKING ONE]

[insincerely]

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eh he knows she's made of tough stuff so he figures she's probably fine.]

... Whoops.

[feminitis]

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yeah, she's good. she'll walk it off. she sits up, rubbing at her face. luckily, it didn't break her nose.]

It moved so fast when you hit it! Dodging these could be a really effective way to train...

[moron.]

[insincerely]

... Musclehead idiot. Like I said, you'll be fine at baseball.

[feminitis]

I need to be sure I'm playing it right! If I caught the ball without a glove on Wednesday, they'd definitely think something was weird.

And stop calling me an idiot!

[insincerely]

Maybe they'll just think Lila was an idiot too.

Anyway, let's try that again.

[feminitis]

Some of them knew her! Aikawa-san knew her, even! I can't afford to screw this up.

[anyway! she hops back up to her feet, holds the ball again, and pitches it once it looks like he's ready to hit! this time she is poised to catch it if it comes flying straight at her or run after it if it does not.]

[insincerely]

[it'll go flying past her! but as it does... wowee, a memory.

you're at the hospital, dealing with annoying visitors.]

[feminitis]

[she turns to chase after it, but does not move out of range of the stardust in time. oops.



there's a long pause, and then - ]

What do you mean, "What do they mean"? ...isn't it obvious why they came to see you?

[insincerely]

[he immediately makes a face. unfortunately, he's become slightly more aware of Friendship since that memory, so it's not like he's still completely oblivious, but...]

... None of us really have a moment to spare for that kind of thing. If you have the time for frivolous matters, you can spend that time getting stronger.

[but maybe he understands better, now.]

kicks gmail where the fuck was my notif for this

[feminitis]

...it's not frivolous.

[she will die on this hill.]

Having people like that around - it can make you stronger just on its own.

gmail :pensive:

[insincerely]

... You would say that.

[there was a time not long ago where he would have vehemently denied her words, but—well, things have happened, and shinnosuke is painfully aware of his own limitations.

and there are plenty of people he would've shoved it down around, but sei brings out a bit more honesty from him, at least. he won't openly agree, but he won't completely reject it either.]

[feminitis]

I would, because I'm right. And you make me stronger by being around, too, you know!

[anyway, she picks up the ball and just moves right along as if that was a totally natural thing to say.]

Okay, I'm going to try pitching again!

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[insincerely]

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well he's just going to pretend sei didn't say that]

[insincerely]

[holding up the bat!]

All right, go ahead.

[feminitis]

[she pitches the ball!!



i rolled an 18 so i guess it's a good pitch. this dumb jock.]

[insincerely]

[rolls a 9 so shinnosuke hits it but rather be sent flying, it goes at an awkward and probably out-of-bounds angle.]

Crap.

[feminitis]

[her whole face lights up]

Aha! Did I win that one?